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Vessup's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:14:59 MDT

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Dave Vessup has always sworn that his incredible nunchuck skills would never be used on another human being. Last month, he decided that Ronn was exempt from that mantra. Not because of Ronn's constant harassment. Or his sneers. Or his array of diabolical traps. It's because Ronn's T-shirts are better than his.

Adam's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:14:01 MDT

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Adam is actually an undercover investigator assigned to the Treehouse to uncover evidence of a global muffin-smuggling ring. After a year in the field, though, he's gone too deep. His cover has become his life. He barely remembers the before-time, when he didn't create memorable virtual vistas. But his hand trembles whenever it picks up a muffin.

Jeff's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:12:43 MDT

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Jeff's garden gnome collection started out innocently enough. No one said anything when he glued them to the floor around his cube. Or when he gave them names like "Bubbles" or "The Gilded Emancipator". Or when we found gnomes in our own cubes. But now Jeff has begun dressing just like them, and this morning pointy hats appeared on all of our desks...

Matt's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:15:15 MDT

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Because of a mystical curse placed on him by a traveling crone, Matt's coding power is inversely proportional to the number of other people named Matt who are standing in the room at any one time. Any other Matt that enters the treehouse is challenged to a ceremonial battle for their name. If they lose, from then on they are called Alex.

Ken's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:14:27 MDT

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Ken believes it's his destiny to fight invisible ninjas that he alone can perceive. This would be far less disturbing if he didn't also have a penchant for eating invisible stew immediately after his battles.

Jared's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:13:42 MDT

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Jared got into IT by way of international rock stardom in the 1980's. Buried deep in the server room are the remnants of a former life; glitter, giant hair wigs, and enough styling gel to choke a horse.

Gerard's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:28:18 MDT

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Though his neoprene sheath gives him the appearance of a normal man, Gerard is actually a self-contained MMO projected into a robotic shell. Each word and movement is the work of at least a hundred players grinding their way to max level. This has the nice side effect of him doing anything for epic loots.

Alex's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:27:34 MDT

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Alex used to be named Matt. Ever since he lost his name and his sense of smell in an epic duel, he has wandered the earth, righting wrongs and introducing the third world to the healing power of rock n' roll. His axe, which never leaves his side, is called Freya, Muse of the Apocalypse.

Colin's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:25:57 MDT

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Colin's made a career out of crafting amazing characters, and them being told time and time again to reduce their poly counts. He doesn't mind. He's come to appreciate the spare beauty of the absent polygon. So much so that he's begun to make plans for his co-workers. Plans involving a belt-sander...

Shane's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:25:12 MDT

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You can't hear it. You can't see it behind closed doors. But it can hear you. In fact, it will choose what you sound like. Your footsteps, your voice, your panicked ambient breathing effect. Do not cross it. Instead, just leave your offering by the altar outside; your offering of silence. It listens...

Leviticus' Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:22:00 MDT

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Contrary to popular belief, Leviticus accounts for less than 3% of all online shopping traffic related to vinyl figurines. He says he's not "that guy". However, not a single handbag is bought or sold over the Internet without him knowing about it.

Carl's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:21:12 MDT

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When Khronos ate his children to prevent them from rising up against him, Carl escaped by disguising himself as a saltshaker. In the Greek pantheon, he is the deity of etiquette in online gaming. It's said that he punishes bad PUGs with high latency times.

Jon's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:18:03 MDT

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In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, the Jon floated over the nothing and said, "Hey, this place is boring... I'll write my own real-time raytracer" and there was light. The light reflected off of surfaces and refracted through objects. The light cast soft shadows. And the light even ran at 100 fps!

The 3 Jasons' Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:16:58 MDT

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651 years ago, a very powerful Robo-Monk was finally able to destroy the Uber-Jason. However, he was only split into three Lesser Jasons The Dancer, The Ranter and The Crasher. Since that day they have spent their time roaming the land in search of each other. Fate has led them all to the confines of the Treehouse and it is only a matter of time before the Japocalypse is among us.

Jhairo's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:14:30 MDT

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Don't think that when Jhairo says he "needs recharging" that he is headed home for some sleep, he actually requires none of those little slices of death. Instead he sneaks from rooftop to rooftop drinking water out of gutters in his unending search for the perfect "Roof Hooch".

Gilbert's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:13:38 MDT

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Recently driven mad by people who work around him, Gilbert's revenge plot is much more subtle than your ordinary villainous scheme might be. His plan: to place a bomb under each person's 't' key which will explode after the eleventh click. Not a very evil plan if you ask me... almost idio---

Ricardo's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:12:54 MDT

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Ricardo attempts to trick people into thinking he is a part-time photographer by carrying around a camera everywhere he goes. However, his camera actually takes pictures backwards; all of the photos are of himself in the act of taking photos of himself.

The Legends

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:09:01 MDT

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Legends speak of a secret world beyond the limits of the known galaxy known as the Treehouse. Look for more clues to reveal the secrets of the place and its inhabitants.

Ronn's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:08:17 MDT

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It is said that Ronn once jumped a flaming skateboard over three parked cars and landed on his off-road mountain bike going 60mph. In the middle of the jump he did a wicked air drum solo and put out the flames with the force of his rock presence.

Avery's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:06:27 MDT

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Unlike most gamers, Avery actually hates old video games. This is because he's actually an eight-bit sprite that entered the real world to escape an evil wizard. So far no one suspects his true nature, but he still practices his double-jump every day to avoid the dreaded triple flame attack.

Lesley's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:05:35 MDT

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Lesley is actually third in a series of identical clones. She's gotten where she is today by bending the wills of clones four through eight and making them do her bidding. Clone two died under mysterious circumstances after disobeying one of her direct commands. Some say that Lesley Prime is still out there though...

Dave's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:04:36 MDT

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Dave is actually a highly-adaptive design robot capable of generating 12,000 platformer maps per second. The rest of his time is spent hunting for uranium coolant rods to fuel his his bug-writing Giga-Laser.

Haroon's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:00:57 MDT

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In 1985, Haroon was challenged to a breakdancing competition by the devil, wagering his soul against a spool of golden thread. When his sick moves banished the demon to the underworld, Haroon wove the thread into his headphones and from then on could only create beautiful music. He also can no longer hear it when designers talk.

Yellow Key Card

Flashdrive100 — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:54:34 MDT

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The Ping Pong Secret

Flashdrive100 — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:38:07 MDT

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On a lazy afternoon in the Treehouse, you may feel the walls reverberate with the smashes of battle. This is a sure sign that Craig, Justin, Daesup and Eric have reignited their eternal war... Rumbling, shaking, terrifying in intensity; the constant exchange of wills and egos transferred from mind to arm, to paddle, to ball, to table, to opponent and hopefully beyond - to score!

Jess' Secret

Flashdrive100 — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:20:49 MDT

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Jess never takes candy from babies. He finds it far more satisfying to ruin the child's capacity for sweetness and food-related joy. In the end, the baby gives the candy away of its own free will.

Travis' Secret

Flashdrive100 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:10:20 MDT

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Imported from a magical land beyond the Eastern hills of the Western coast, Travis is a programmer who traveled far and wide, searching for the perfect place to work. After finding the Treehouse, he echoed the hallowed words: "Eh, good enough," and settled in to stay. Now all that remains is to find chile good enough to satisfy his Eastern West Coast appetite.

Ben's Secret

Flashdrive100 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:45:27 MDT

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Though he arrived at the HIG moustache competition with no facial hair in sight, Ben actually grew the fabled "Phoenix Moustache". Each morning a perfectly-styled handlebar 'stache bursts into flame on his upper lip, only to regrow each evening in prize-winning form.